Cloud Dancing

JC: Why in the heck would you do something like that?...I thought we were co-oping this thing!?

L: It's hell dude...H-E-L-L.

JC: Ok, this is exactly why we've had so many falling outs!

L: I fell hard one time...Can we cut the shit and get to the meat, please?

JC: 7 days, dude! 7 days! Everytime you give me advice about chicks I lose my mind. You really know how to work a room huhn?

L: I told you to wait it out. I told you to wait it out because, not only will she beg for it apres l'ignorance, but it'll give you some much fuckin' needed cache...loser.

JC: Are you listening to me??? It's been a fudgin' week!

L: She's swine anyway, bro...

JC: She's actually an angel.

L: That's fucking gross. Come get me when the jews start getting slaughtered again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mbX8Ud-q68

Sippy Cup

He woke up every morning eating sinus backwash and living in a headache that made even the inviting aroma of the financial district (just outside his window...beautiful view) feel aneurysm-my.



Josh hated being young and professional. He hated looking at his homomag cover boy face in the mirror every morning and couldn't understand why his grooming habits had become so important to his morning/lunch/evening routine..............................Josh's girlfriend liked to suck dicks. She actually fiended for it. Unfortunately this desire was not limited to Josh's spout and he was constantly faced with the idea that, whether it be at the front door, a romantic dinner, or returning from a business trip, her lips might taste like some other guy's pecker. Her name is April...like the month...and yes, she is blonde.